We’re looking for funny stuff from female writers. Ideal length is 100 – 1000 words, but we’re flexible, just ask our boyfriends.

We have no idea how many pieces we’ll be able to publish, and we’re going to read slowly because we’re pretty busy eating candy and giggling at pictures of cute animals, but we will get back to you about every submission.

We’ll take a look at funny non-fiction or opinion essays, but want to lean towards short humor pieces, lists, funny bits, etc. It doesn’t need to be about women, just written by a woman.

How do you know if you’re a woman?  Check for this one easy sign:

You are holding a scrub brush or a dishrag.

If that’s you, you are a lady, and we want to publish you.

But how?

Easy!  Send all submissions to periodsmagazine [at] gmail [dot] com.